Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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