ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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