He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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