Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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