I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
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you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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