That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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