I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
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Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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