I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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