my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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