I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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