i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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