The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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