i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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