Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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