when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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