Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I would fuck him just for his dog
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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