I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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