it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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