piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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