yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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