Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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