Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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