on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize