How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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