I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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