can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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