Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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