its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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