i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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