I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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