we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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