sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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