Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I deserve to be covered in dicks
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
My breath smells like gin and sadness
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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