and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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