Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
too bad you live with your parents still
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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