Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
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