why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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