If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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