Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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she peed on how many people?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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