I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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