Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
