i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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