We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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