So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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