just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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