that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i think my mom watched the whole time
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
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I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle