Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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