is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.