Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.