new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony