she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring