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Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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