blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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