dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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whose parrot is this?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
how drunk are you?
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