Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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