I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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