found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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