We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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