i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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Those nachos came to me in a dream
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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