so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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