On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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