i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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